HAKUNA MA’VODKAit means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there.Brian Fallon (via the-blues-mary)
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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